Couldn’t fall asleep until 2. Cat began yowling at 4, wouldn’t shut up until about 5:30. Then the helicopter hovered overhead, rattling the windows. Then motorcycle neighbor was very proud of how loud it was, revving it constantly around 6:30. Finally began to doze again, right before the alarm went off at 7.

In other words, I got more sleep than usual.

If you’re not yet putting money into the Archer-collapses-and-dies-of-sleep-deprivation-induced-heart-attack pool, now’s the time.