This cat picture is here to distract you from the truth

One of the latest and craziest conspiracy theories circling the abyss of the Internet is that President Obama is deliberately importing Ebola into the US for “population control,” i.e. the president is plotting to wipe out a vast majority of Americans for… well, something.

The facts that the 2 Americans who had it have recovered and that other cases thought to be Ebola turned out not to be… Well, no one ever let facts or logic get in the way of a conspiracy theory.

We can add this to other fun conspiracy theories… like President Bush was building a massive network of FEMA concentration camps to round up liberals (which was immediately followed by the theory that Obama is building a massive network of FEMA concentration camps to round up conservatives), or that Bush planned and carried out 9-11, or that President Clinton was actually a shape shifting space alien who, along with the British royal family, was behind cattle mutilations and crop circles.

Oy.

The truth that nobody sees is that the secretive group behind all world events today is not a president or any other politician… it’s obviously cats. I mean, c’mon, what other explanation can there be?