Old standup material

Came across some old standup material.

I’m one of those guys who always overreacts. My car won’t start in the morning and I’m convinced the whole electrical system is shot, but it turned out it was only a dead battery. Car broke down on the highway and I was sure the whole engine needed to be replaced, but it turned out I was just out of gas.

So I tried to stop overreacting, and wouldn’t you know it, the one time I don’t overreact it turned out there was a real problem. My tire was low the other day, and it turned out I have a brain tumor.

That joke would have really been funny if I actually had a brain tumor.

Now I kinda wish I had a brain tumor.

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