LET THE LOWERING OF EXPECTATIONS BEGIN!
Yes, the rumors are true. Gary Hoffmann has asked me to fill in for him on the next edition of The Sunday Morning News with Gary Hoffmann. Yes, the preceding sentence is redundant, but hey, Hoffmann adds a redundant ‘n’ to his name so why not.
You gotta wonder how many other people Gary asked before he was forced to ask me.
Anyway, I hope you’ll tune in to see which way we go. Either an acceptable job will be done by yours truly, or it will be a disaster of such proportions that executives will be fired and future Hoffmann absences will be filled with reruns of old shows.
I’ll have the Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know and the return of “Barf Music.” Be there or don’t.