I got in line early for flu shots Friday at Clear Channel.
I asked, “I hear these shots have eggs in them… How about bacon?”
I also said that if someone would give me 20 bucks I would pull my pants down and say, “I’m ready! Oh wait, you mean, these aren’t butt shots? Oh my god I’m so embarrassed!” But no one took me up on it.
No one appreciates my comic genius. Also, no one wants to see my butt.