Days like this don’t come along often. A day where everything, every little event, just seems to work together and fit like so many puzzle pieces, and you feel so good and so proud of yourself for seeing the pieces fit.
Today is that kind of day.
New Anthony Weiner wiener-pics surface… on National Hot Dog day! On a day to celebrate wieners we’re celebrating, er, weiners.
Just a note to TheDirty.com, who broke today’s weinerriffic scandal: your timing is impeccable.
And “Carlos Danger”? Oh, Anthony, you scoundrel! Thank you for giving me the name of my next band.
I may be a little sleepy tomorrow. I’ll be up all night working on my script for the sequel to Sharknado… a little something I call… WEINERNADO!
Just imagine what’s coming out of the sky this time.