Warning: I am an organ donor

Organ donor

My California driver license specifies that I’m an organ donor. So if you get my heart, you’ll never love anyone like you love Olivia Munn. If you get my you know what, it’s always had a mind of its own. If you get my brain, that dark shape with a shark mouth that you’ll dream about every night represents angst, I think.

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