Enjoy a nice, hot cup of Brussels sprouts

I sometimes think about alternate realities. I imagine a world where, instead of coffee being the morning drink of choice, everyone drinks Brussels sprout juice. I vomit a little in my mouth and think that coffee is a fair trade for having to live in a world where Brussels sprouts exist at all.

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