My pro-meat mini manifesto

Here’s why I refuse to eat vegetables: because it is morally wrong to eat something that can still feel. Cooked animals, on the other hand, are dead and don’t feel anything. Plus, plants grow in the dirt, and yuck, who likes eating dirt? I think I’ve made my point. And you’re out of mayo.

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