So this morning, after his wife told us he “had to get away from the kids to write something” (on father’s day), and his staff told us he was hiking for five days on the Appalachian Trail (on hike naked day), he’s telling us he actually went to Argentina on an “adventure trip.”
Without telling anyone. Without leaving anyone else in charge of the executive.
The more stories they tell us, the weirder it gets. How long until the words “hookers & blow” start cropping up?