And Gov. Mark Sanford returns from his “adventure trip” to Argentina and tells us he’s been having an extramarital affair with someone there. And of course, there’s all the requisite Christian-speak, which almost ALWAYS comes along with admissions of affairs. (Odd, that. How come admissions of affairs, or hookers, or blow, always seem to make the confessor ten times more religious right there in the press conference?)

Okay. Is there a GOP hopeful for 2012 who has NOT had an affair? Bueller? Bueller?