Not that I’m a fan of the Pats, but they are on the way to being the first NFL team in 35 years to have an undefeated regular season, and next week they aim to cross the finish line with their game against the Giants. That makes it a pretty big one for football fans. Unfortunately, the game is only airing on the NFL Network, a premium channel which is not available in most American households.
John Kerry is stepping in. He’s asking the NFL commissioner to move the game to NBC so everyone can see it, and if the commish doesn’t, Kerry is threatening to hold Senate hearings.
Yeah, there’s a war on and everything, and the Democrats have so far been unable to do anything about it, and more people are becoming homeless and the economy is getting ready to crash, but by Grabthar’s Hammer, we’re going to get the Pats’ record-breaking game on regular TV!