Maybe the editors have been abducted by shape-shifting lizard aliens, you know, the ones behind the Kennedy assassination (or the ones who kept his head alive), behind 9-11, behind the birth of the Bush twins…

The “newspaper” and web site Weekly World News is going under. American Media, the owners, have decided to suspend publication. There’s word that they had a buyout offer but turned it down.

Who’s going to give us updates on that microphone they shoved into a volcano and heard screams from Hell?