I’m surprised none of you have figured it out.

9-11 was actually perpetrated by the British government to distract the world from realizing they had Princess Di assassinated. It seems she had been impregnated with a space lizard baby, which would have revealed to the world the British government’s complicity with aliens and their plans to breed Britons with better teeth.

How do I know all this? I was told by a guy who says he’s on the inside in the British government. We met in a parking garage in Van Nuys, California. He explained that he didn’t have an English accent because the aliens had used mind control rays on him and eliminated it. I believe he’s telling the truth. Why would he lie, eh?